Celeb Attitudes

Yo I swear when I reach the celeb status that I feel comfortable with, I will not forget the people that got me to that place. Too many times these "so in to themselves" actors forget that it's the fans that make you who you are. I'm so over these bastards. They get a few funds in their accounts and all of a sudden they are Gods gift to the earth. NOT!
My job (Kumble Theater, Brooklyn, New York) hosted a first ever "Monolouge Slam" (basically like a Poetry Slam but with actors instead of poets) and drama student turned actor Malik Yoba from (Why did I Get Married) was the host. First off he was the sexieat peice of blackman I have ever seen but he is also the RUDIEST Dick I have ever met. He acts as though we (his fans) are pest flying infront of his face. He lives in Clinton Hill and eat, shits and sleeps just like we do. That nigga shop at the same bodegas we do and smoke the same ganja. I asked for a pick with this dude and he acted like I had been stalking him since he been on "NYPD Blue". Then he wonders why Hollywood ain't looking for African American actors, it's because when they give you niggas the chance to make a difference and a few dollars for ya pockets you turn out just like Malik and fucking "DIVA". To quick do people like him forget that it's the same muthafuckas that you shit on that give you ratings and actoral feedback. He ain't the only one Kanye West (diva) Tyra Banks (diva) Foxy Brown and mad others. I just don't understand why you go from being humble to becoming a fucking jerk off. Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought it was suppose to be the other way around. I give him this much though, he is a good actor because he sure had me fooled into thinking he was a cool, down to earth man. SIKE!

Until next time ppl, Peace Love and Happiness!


- Jon Puche's iPhone

Contemplating

HERE SITTING AT WORK WONDERING WHY EVERYTHING I DO IS ALWAYS JUDGED AND WHY WHEN I DO IT ITS BLASPHEMY BUT WHEN OTHERS DO IT THE PUBLIC LETS IT ROLL OFF THERE SHOULDERS. IM TOTALLY OVER TRYIN TO PLEASE EVERYONE AND MAKING SURE THAT EVERYONE ELSE IS OK WHIT THE STUFF I DO, IM OVER IT. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU ALL DON'T APPROVE OF SHIT I DO AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF THIS OFFENDS YOU. PEOPLE KNOW ME AND THEY KNOW MY WORK ETHIC, I DON'T HAVE TO PROVE SHIT TO NOW ONE AND I DEF DON'T HAVE TO APPEASE ANYONE'S PERSONAL VALUES.

IM ME, YEAH I HAVE MADE MISTAKES AND IM GOING TO MAKE A WHOLE LOT MORE IN THE FUTURE. I DON'T REGRET MOST OF THE THINGS I HAVE DONE AND PROBABLY WONT FOR THE THINGS I DO IN THE FUTURE. I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THINGS WILL NEVER BE PERFECT WITH ANY HUMAN BEING, SO FOR SOMEONE TO EXPECT PERFECTION IS PROBABLY NOT THE PERSON YOU NEED TO KEEP AROUND YOU. THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON AND I THINK THAT WHETHER YOU LIKE THE OUTCOME OR NOT, YOU JUST HAVE TO LEARN TO ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES AND MAKE THE WORLD INTO A BETTER PLACE FOR YOURSELF AND THEN WORK ON HELPING OTHERS.



SIGNED
JON PUCHE'