Celeb Attitudes

Yo I swear when I reach the celeb status that I feel comfortable with, I will not forget the people that got me to that place. Too many times these "so in to themselves" actors forget that it's the fans that make you who you are. I'm so over these bastards. They get a few funds in their accounts and all of a sudden they are Gods gift to the earth. NOT!
My job (Kumble Theater, Brooklyn, New York) hosted a first ever "Monolouge Slam" (basically like a Poetry Slam but with actors instead of poets) and drama student turned actor Malik Yoba from (Why did I Get Married) was the host. First off he was the sexieat peice of blackman I have ever seen but he is also the RUDIEST Dick I have ever met. He acts as though we (his fans) are pest flying infront of his face. He lives in Clinton Hill and eat, shits and sleeps just like we do. That nigga shop at the same bodegas we do and smoke the same ganja. I asked for a pick with this dude and he acted like I had been stalking him since he been on "NYPD Blue". Then he wonders why Hollywood ain't looking for African American actors, it's because when they give you niggas the chance to make a difference and a few dollars for ya pockets you turn out just like Malik and fucking "DIVA". To quick do people like him forget that it's the same muthafuckas that you shit on that give you ratings and actoral feedback. He ain't the only one Kanye West (diva) Tyra Banks (diva) Foxy Brown and mad others. I just don't understand why you go from being humble to becoming a fucking jerk off. Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought it was suppose to be the other way around. I give him this much though, he is a good actor because he sure had me fooled into thinking he was a cool, down to earth man. SIKE!

Until next time ppl, Peace Love and Happiness!


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